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Turdcules Toilet Elixir - Pooseidon

$ 10.99

In Ancient Greece, Sailors would call upon Poseidon to calm the seas and protect their ships and crews. Many a drunken sailor and cursed ship have met their demise by the wrath of the god of the sea.

With Turdcules' Pooseidon Toilet Elixir, you'll reign over the porcelain ocean with the ferocity of an Olympian while the sweet smells of sunken wooden ships and tropical rum tantalize your nosebuds.

  • Turdcules Pooseidon Toilet Elixir
  • Smells like Sunken Ships & Drunken Sailors
  • Really smells like Teakwood & Pirate Rum
  • 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
  • SEPTIC-SAFE
  • Proudly Made in the USA


Take Back Your Throne with a Toilet Spray that Works & Doesn't Smell like Flowers!

Step 1 - Shake Well, Step 2 - Spray in Bowl( before you go ) = No one will Ever Know!!



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