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Funny Soap - Jesus Is Washing You

$ 10.00

Do your sins stink to high heaven? Forget to wash your hands before your last supper? Then, lather up and cleanse those pesky guilty feelings with our heavenly-scented Jesus is Washing You Bar Soap.

This all-forgiving novelty soap is totally righteous for many uses, including removing 99% of sins.** So, save yourself from ungodly odors and eternal damnation while ceremoniously rinsing those dirty deeds and nasty notions down the drain!

  • Jesus is Washing You Soap
  • Removes 99% of sins on contact (**totally not guaranteed)
  • Will not turn shower water into wine


A divine gag gift for: sinners with a sense of humor, naughty nuns, frequent church-goers, seasonal parishioners, and parochial school survivors. It's also the perfect birthday gag gift for Him!

  • Made in the ❤️ of the USA!
  • Handmade. Small-Batch.
  • Cold-Process. All-Natural Artisan Soap.
  • Simple Ingredients! No harsh chemicals or dyes.
  • Alcohol-Free, Sulfate-Free, Aluminum-free.
  • Parabens-Free. Phthalate-Free.
  • Plant-based. Vegan. No Animal Fats.
  • Cruelty-Free. No Animal Testing.
  • Made From Natural Oils. No palm oil!


Handmade in the USA! Be not afraid... this soap is cruelty-free, vegan-friendly, with no animal testing, so your conscience won't take a hit.

This sinfully hilarious natural soap measures 3 inches tall x 3 inches wide x 1 inch deep and weighs 4.5 oz. Packaged in a prank box ideal for gift giving, our Jesus is Washing You Soap is a funny joke present with a cheeky omnipresence.

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Sunflower Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil , Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance.



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